How to Stop My Headache

…according to the many well-meaning close friends, long-lost friends, family members, nurses, and complete strangers I’ve encountered since having a headache for two straight months.  

  • Ice pack
  • Hot pack
  • Put my arms & legs in a hot bath
  • Acupuncture
  • Acupressure
  • Chiropractor
  • Hypnosis
  • Massage
  • Hormone therapy
  • Pot edibles
  • Go on a vacation
  • Put cabbage on my head
  • Get a breast size reduction
  • Wear a snuggie
  • Wear my retainer
  • Sleep more
  • Tylenol
  • Excedrin
  • Ibuprofen
  • Drink filtered water
  • Drink lots of water
  • Drink coffee
  • Don’t drink coffee
  • Drink coconut water
  • Paleo diet
  • Ketogenic diet
  • Dairy free diet
  • Gluten free diet
  • Liquid diet
  • Go to John’s Hopkins
  • Go to Stanford
  • Go to the Mayo Clinic
  • Go to the Mayo Clinic
  • Go to the Mayo Clinic

Thank you to everyone for your astounding creativity!  And really, I appreciate the care and concern that comes along with each of your suggestions.  And I have tried a lot of them.

However, I’ve decided to charge $20 per headache cure suggestion from here on out.  I’m saving up for plane tickets to the Mayo Clinic. 😛

4 Comments

  1. Lauren Mugglebee says:

    My first manager at Facebook was wearing pink tinted glasses in my interview. I thought: wow, i guess in silicon valley the directors really are like rock stars. It was only a year later that I learned he suffered from migraines and his doctor had prescribed the pink tinted lenses. I noticed that was not on your list. I think it needs to be there.

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    1. Natalie says:

      This would make a great addition to the list! 😛

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    2. Natalie says:

      Also….now you owe me $20.

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  2. Iman says:

    Love this! Keep sharing, sis💕

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